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I walk into a room, and for this industry, I’m impossibly tall. When they find it hard to pair you up with the opposite sex, then what’s left for a woman? Either you’re the ball-buster or the not-so-attractive girlfriend standing by the lead. I mean, traditionally not so attractive. Because you have your starlets and then you have their best friends who are these character actresses. When you fall within the cracks, you thank God for sci-fi, because they’ll give you a gun, and they’ll say, ‘Go over there and conquer that world. You kick some ass, girl!’

    I walk into a room, and for this industry, I’m impossibly tall. When they find it hard to pair you up with the opposite sex, then what’s left for a woman? Either you’re the ball-buster or the not-so-attractive girlfriend standing by the lead. I mean, traditionally not so attractive. Because you have your starlets and then you have their best friends who are these character actresses. When you fall within the cracks, you thank God for sci-fi, because they’ll give you a gun, and they’ll say, ‘Go over there and conquer that world. You kick some ass, girl!’

    Dec
    05
    2013
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    05
    2013

  • somethingslammin:

    spaos-case-marine:

    rainbowdalek:

    Part one of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.

    as a bisexual, i can confirm all of these

    "average person eats 8 bisexuals a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 bisexuls per year. Bisexual Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

    (Source: thesnowqueer)

    Dec
    05
    2013

  • No, but really… I NEED him.

    (Source: katysallen)

    Nov
    03
    2013
  • shephaestion:

    lalondes:

    ways to do well in the social sciences

    • use the word “paradigm” in every sentence
    • use the word “construct” in every sentence
    • use the word “discourse” in every sentence
    • instead of saying “the author’s opinion on xyz” add “-ian” to the author’s last name and…
    Nov
    03
    2013
  • We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year plans. We take ourselves very, very seriously. We are the peacemakers, the do-gooders, the givers, the savers. We are on time, overly prepared, well read, and witty, intellectually curious, always moving… We pride ourselves on getting as little sleep as possible and thrive on self-deprivation. We drink coffee, a lot of it. We are on birth control, Prozac, and multivitamins… We are relentless, judgmental with ourselves, and forgiving to others. We never want to be as passive-aggressive as our mothers, never want to marry men as uninspired as our fathers… We are the daughters of the feminists who said, “You can be anything,” and we heard, “You have to be everything.

    - Unknown (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

    (Source: sassysluteverforever)

    Nov
    03
    2013
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    23
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  • charstar:

    Something very heartbreaking happened. It’s almost 6AM, and I’m working on my set for my FIRST REAL NON-OPEN MIC STANDUP SHOW tonight. Just as I’m about to finally get some sleep, I read this article written by my former UCB Improv 201 teacher, one of my top 10 improv idols, Amanda Sitko:

    Am…

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    30
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